SPAM PHILOSOPHY

i find a certain kind of interest in reading the great wisdoms expressed in the spam mail i've been receiving recently. the purpose of the spam is of course to sell viagra or something like that, but the text enclosed is needed to trick the filtering system. it is sometimes pretty beautiful:

"There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.
I am one of those who think like Nobel, than humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
Take care of your of your life and the Lord will take of your death.
I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life that word is love.

We know accurately only when we know little, with knowledge doubt increases.
The world belongs to the Enthusiast who keeps cool.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
A man's own self is his friend. A man's own self is his foe.

What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
Love is made by two people, in different kinds of solitude. It can be in a crowd, but in an oblivious crowd."